Hotel Review: Ace Hotel, New York

THE LOCATION
The neighborhood, which the hoteliers are calling NoMad (north of Madison Square Park), is full of hot restaurants and clubs. But my window faced a half-dozen wholesale perfume stores and a ghastly parking garage. Directly across the street is a makeshift mosque frequented by taxi drivers. In a great New York juxtaposition, the gracious Marble Collegiate Church is down the block.
THE ROOM
Though I had reserved a Super Deluxe King room for an introductory rate of $259, I was sent to a fifth-floor room with a full-size bed. After arguing with a desk clerk, who tried to persuade me that the full was a king (one of a number of odd encounters I had with poorly trained employees), I was offered a larger room on the second floor. This one had the promised king, plus an old dining table, a collection of retro office chairs, a 1950s-style refrigerator filled with snacks and drinks, and even an Epiphone guitar. An indie band would have a great time jamming here, but I found the unadorned black and white walls and harsh lighting depressing. The bed was comfortable, except for the scratchy Pendleton blanket; the TV had an easy-to-use interface, though few premium channels. The air-conditioning unit dripped water onto the black carpet; still, we had to keep it on a high setting to deaden the traffic noises coming from the window.
THE BATHROOM
The one whimsical touch — a faux-Victorian mirror bearing the words “Love Is Meant to Make Us Glad” — wasn’t enough to break the brown-tile boredom. The tiny soap-on-a-rope over the sink was a smart way to avoid slimy bar syndrome. The shower — a brass head over a tub — had plenty of water pressure.
AMENITIES
The lobby doubles as a bar, with most drinks priced around $10. On a Saturday night in July, the room was quiet. Things may pick up when the Breslin, a new restaurant from the owners of the West Village gastropub Spotted Pig, opens this fall. Also adjoining the lobby is a branch of Stumptown Coffee Roasters, out of Portland, Ore. Wi-Fi is free throughout the hotel, and iMacs are available in hallway niches.
THE BOTTOM LINE
The Ace has lots of quirks. At $259 a night (the current price of the smallest rooms, some of which have bunk beds) to $499 (the going rate for rooms like the one I occupied), they may not seem so charming, or its shabby-chic style so appealing. The Ace New York, 20 West 29th Street; (212) 679-2222; .